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Thursday, February 17, 2005, 11:58 pm

The lesson here is not to sing show tunes: Survivor Week 1

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who goes home … and who goes home. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump. Read the rest of this entry

Thursday, February 24, 2005, 11:51 pm

Stupid democracy: Survivor Week 2

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and what kind of underwear the girls are wearing. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump. Read the rest of this entry

Thursday, March 3, 2005, 11:09 pm

No punchin’: Survivor Week 3

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who’s a big freakin’ whiney baby who can’t handle a little boo boo. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Friday, March 11, 2005, 12:05 am

Oh, give me a home: Survivor Week 4

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who suddenly has an opinion about Palauese property taxes. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005, 11:43 pm

Life’s full of surprises: Survivor Week 5

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and what bizarre, convoluted path they take to get there. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005, 10:45 pm

Where is your god now? Survivor Week 6

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and … well, actually that’s about the only secret there is this week. It’s a fairly by-the-numbers episode. Nevertheless, to protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005, 10:49 pm

Just when you thought it was safe: Survivor Week 7

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and whether any forms of sea life remain uneaten. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Monday, April 11, 2005, 3:34 pm

Better late than never: Survivor Week 8

This is my long-delayed weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who goes home alone. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Thursday, April 14, 2005, 10:53 pm

Not with a bang: Survivor Week 9

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who changes clothes. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005, 11:01 pm

Anything can happen: Survivor Week 10

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who intervenes to make it happen. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005, 11:36 pm

One slip: Survivor Week 11

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and whose will is broken. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Thursday, May 5, 2005, 10:45 pm

Who dares wins: Survivor Week 12

This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who participates in the caper that leads up to it. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who goes home and who sets four people back on their heels. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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This is my weekly recap of “Survivor: Palau.” It tells you all sorts of secrets, including who wins. To protect you from scary spoilers, the article is hidden out of sight on the other side of the jump.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005, 2:09 pm

Survivor Palau: The Book

The season is over, but the magic lives on. For a limited time only, you can own your very own copy of the entire “Survivor Palau” series of columns, collected in one convenient e-book. This handsome volume would be a valuable addition to any library. E-library, I mean. E for electronic, see. Because I’m not actually handing out books. What do you think, I’m made of money?

Survivor Palau is 300 pages long, complete with table of contents and extensive index. It’s available as a 1.3-megabyte PDF file suitable for reading on the electronic reading device thingy of your choice.

All this is available for the low, low price of whatever you feel like dropping into my tip jar. Donations are gladly accepted.

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